Skarga włocha do dyrektora hotelu w Londynie Popłakałem się ze śmiechu, zwłaszcza że to jest w ćwiczeniach fonetycznych na j. angielskim
Dear Signore Direttore,
Now I am tella you story wot I was a-treted at your hotella.
I am a-comma from Roma as tourist to London and stay a-younga christian
man at your hotella.
When I comma in my room I see there is no shit in the bed - how can I
sleep with no shit in my bed? So I calla down to receptione and tella.
'I want shit.' They tella me: 'Go to the toilet.' I say: 'No, no I wanta
shit in my bed.' They say: 'You'd better not shit in your bed, you
sonna-wa-bitch.'
What is sonna-wa-bitch?
I go down for breakfast into ristorante. I order bacon and egga and to
pissiis of toast. I getta only one piss of toast. I tella waitress,
and point at toast: 'I wanta piss.' She tella me: 'Go to the toilet.' I
say 'No, no, I wanta piss on my plate.' She then say to me: 'You'd
bloody wella not piss on the plate, you sonna-wa-bitch.'
That is the second person who do not know me calla me
'sonna-wa-bitch', and why is your staff replying 'go to the toilet', is
that a modern tella? I do not understand, please tella me!
Later I go for dinner in your ristorante. Spoon and knife is laid out,
but no fock. I tella waitress: 'I wanta fock.' And she tella me:
'Sure, everyone wanta fock.' I tella her: 'No, no you don't understanda
me, I wanta fock on the table.' She tella me: 'So you sonna-wa-bitch
wanta fock on the table? Get your ass out of here!'
How comma this christian hotella tella the quest in such bed manner?
So I got to receptione and ask for bill. I no wanta stay in this
hotella no more. When I have paid the a-billa the portier say to me:
'Thank you, and piss on You.' I say: 'Piss on you too, you
sonna-wa-bitch, I now go back to Italy.'
Direttore, I never gonna stay in your hotella no more, you
sonna-wa-bitch.
Sincerly,
Dicci Elgre