cos dla wszystkich osob ktore mialy stycznosc z komputerem..

[kauczuk]

na stronie http://rinkworks.com/stupid/ mozna znalezc wiele zabawnych anegdot i historii (niektore zwalaja z nog, a nawet wiecej <lol>) na temat uzytkownikow komputerow. Wszystko niestety po angielsku. Daje przyklad:

 

I was calling to sign up with a new DSL provider. When the guy asked what operating system I was using, I said, "Linux." I was put on hold for five minutes, and then a supervisor came back and told me, "You can't use Linux to connect to the Internet. It's a hacker tool, anyway." I almost fell out of my chair.

 

Customer: "My computer's telling me I performed an illegal abortion."

 

From a Windows 95 user:

Customer: "I think my computer doesn't know what it is doing."

Tech Support: (pause) "Why? What is the problem with the system?"

Customer: "Well, it keeps asking me, 'What is this?'"

 

to sa tylko wybrane probki, a bywaja znacznie lepsze...... zycze milej lektury <lol>

[kauczuk]

I work for the internal tech support of a company. One day I received an amusing call.

 

Customer: "I found a bug in my computer."

Tech Support: "How do you know it's really a bug?"

Customer: "I can see it."

Tech Support: "You can physically see a bug in your computer?"

Customer: "Yes."

 

This was definitely worth a trip to his office. When I got there, I saw an anti-virus warning, which included a graphic of a hand holding a bug. I explained that the anti-virus software had discovered a virus on his system.

 

Customer: "Well, can you give me another computer so I can let this one rest and recover for a couple of days?"

 

I cleaned the virus off his system and told him his computer was feeling better now.

 

W kraju w ktorym cos kolo polowy populacji nie potrafi wskazac wlasnego kraju na mapie swiata nic dziwnego, ze tacy ludzie, ktorzy nie maja pojecia co to w rzeczywistosci sa wirusy atakujace nasze organizmy moga uwazac, ze nie roznia sie one wiele od wirusow komputerowych.....

<rotfl>

[SAbort]

The program isn't debugged until the last user is dead.

[el3k]

Tech Support: "Hello, tech support, can I help you?"

Customer: (slowly) "Oohh." (pause) "I think I did a bad thing."

Tech Support: "Ok, so tell me what's up."

Customer: "Well, my computer was running great. Everything was working fine, I had no problems whatsoever."

Tech Support: "Ok..."

Customer: "So I decided to open it up and have a look inside. I saw all these wires dangling all over the place. There were grey flat ones, and small red, black, and yellow ones, and it seemed like they weren't connected to anything. So I decided to plug them all in."

Tech Support: "Um, you mean you plugged them all in? What did you plug them into?"

Customer: "Well, whatever I could get them to connect to. I saw pins sticking off of some of the boards that didn't have anything on them, so I plugged all the loose wires in to make it run better."

Tech Support: "And then you..."

Customer: "And so I plugged them all in, and I hit the power button, and there was this loud bang and a flash and a puff of smoke. Now it doesn't work at all."

Tech Support: (suppressing all emotion and turning deep crimson) "Can you hold for a minute, please?"